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not even ow

This is Jeffs favourite glasses frame. Frankly if you don't understand the reference, you did not own a TV between 2004 to 2009.
Fella 1: "Bro, do these stubbies make me look fat?"
Fella 2: "Not even ow!"

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ghost chips

Glasses Frames available in 2 sizes; One to fit a Baby face the other to fit a Big melon

Bro...... Monique says your dumb.
"You know I can't eat your ghost chips."

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Yeah Nah

Glasses frames available in 2 sizes; One to fit a Baby face the other to fit a Big melon

Ol' Mate 1: "Hey do you get your eyes checked at that chain store?"
Ol' Mate 2: "Yeah, nah."

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O 4 orsum

Probably the pinnical of TV for a generation. Google it.

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the manus

..........Oi Geoff! Waddaya doin?!..........
(pulls rugby ball from the car while boozed with a coy smirk on his face.)
.............ah ya Manus!

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No. 8

Let us fix your eyeballs with No. 8........ cos, ya know you can fix anything with No. 8 wire.

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Pav

Pav, Phar lap and Split enz...................... You can have Russ

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Tu Meke

Its literal translation is too much!!!!

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Cray cray

From the term "Crazy", when Referring to someone as "Cray Cray", signifies their craziness to a whole other level.

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Oamaruian

The Oamaruvian. Think candy steampunk. The inspiration for these bad boys have been drawn from the steampunk capital of the world. I recommend a coffee and cheese roll in Oamaru.

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chully bun

Mate! Can youse pull us a cold one out of the chully bun! Chur! Mixed acetate combos to show your more sophistamacated side.

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hot chups

These have been designed with seagull deflectors on the top....... Cos no one wants those sky rats stealing your Hot Chups....

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Gudaftable constanoon

I'm calling it here. If you have not said this at a police checkpoint, did it even happen? Vacuume deposition over beta titanium, with acetate inserts. Only the best for you fullas.