Well Bloody Nora, stone the crows and blow me down......... That's a lovely little piece of face furniture on ya noggin.
It's 3am. You enter the BP station. That pie has been sitting in the warmer for 6 hours. What must you always do?
Made of Titanium cos it's hard like you bro.
Uh Bro, your HQ monaro is Choice As!!! Now this wee number has complex tones and notes due to the harmonious union of Steel and acetate. Now stop mucking around, strap in and take her for a ride.
Mate! Can youse pull us a cold one out of the chully bun! Chur! Mixed acetate combos to show your more sophistamacated side.
From the term "Crazy", when Referring to someone as "Cray Cray", signifies their craziness to a whole other level.
Glasses Frames available in 2 sizes; One to fit a Baby face the other to fit a Big melon Bro...... Monique says your dumb.
"You know I can't eat your ghost chips."
I'm calling it here. If you have not said this at a police checkpoint, did it even happen? Vacuume deposition over beta titanium, with acetate inserts. Only the best for you fullas.
These have been designed with seagull deflectors on the top....... Cos no one wants those sky rats stealing your Hot Chups....
Let us fix your eyeballs with No. 8........ cos, ya know you can fix anything with No. 8 wire.
This is Jeffs favourite glasses frame. Frankly if you don't understand the reference, you did not own a TV between 2004 to 2009.
Fella 1: "Bro, do these stubbies make me look fat?"
Fella 2: "Not even ow!"
Probably the pinnacle of TV for a generation. Google it.
The Oamaruvian. Think candy steampunk. The inspiration for these bad boys have been drawn from the steampunk capital of the world. I recommend a coffee and cheese roll in Oamaru.
Pav, Phar lap and Split enz...................... You can have Russ
Its literal translation is too much!!!!
Glasses frames available in 2 sizes; One to fit a Baby face the other to fit a Big melon Ol' Mate 1: "Hey do you get your eyes checked at that chain store?"
Ol' Mate 2: "Yeah, nah."